Geopetal | Paleontology and Geology Patterns

  • New Pattern: Lyme Regis

    Well, new is relative - it came out at the beginning of summer and then I forgot to advertise it. An ocean of Jurassic proportions and pivotal importance, the Lyme Regis pattern features marine reptiles, cephalopods and bizarre fish found during the early 1800's largely by the mother of paleontology, Mary Anning. 
  • Official Merchandise

    That's right, we're the home of the official merchandise for the Weird & Dead Podcast! Of course, that is because Meaghan is 50% of that podcast but still, you can only buy this stuff here. 
  • Shoes! They're cheaper now!

    Because print-on-demand shoes continue to grow in popularity I'm excited to announce that the manufacturer has cut 10$ off the base price, which I'm passing on to you!
  • Black Friday Discounts!

    'tis the season for super sales and free shipping! All products are on sale, and orders of $100 or more get free shipping automatically applied at checkout. If you're looking for gifts (for someone else or yourself!) this is the time to buy. 
  • Button-Ups are Disappearing!

    Unfortunately the company that makes the long-sleeved and short-sleeved button-ups is dropping them from their collection. That means you only have until November 8th, 2023 to get your orders in - for good!
  • New Products: Long Sleeve Button-Up Shirts

    Work-appropriate paleontology and geology attire? Sign me up!  These long-sleeved shirts are soft and flowy, and not prone to wrinkling which is v...
  • New Pattern: Triloglyphs

    This new pattern features a set of simple, stylized, trilobite-inspired glyphs. Elegant and evolution-inspired. Also, two "trilobite-adjacent" organisms (the Agnostida are technically not trilobites anymore). How many of these strange creatures can you recognize?
  • Eocene Fossil Florals: Florissantia Pattern

    Florissantia is a beautiful flower found in Eocene-Oligocene aged rocks (so, 50ish to 30ish million years ago) in North America. It is sometimes referred to as a Stone Rose, though it's more closely related to chocolate than it is to roses.
  • The Greatest Rack

    New year, new pattern - an embroidery design with a white and maroon rendition of the greatest rack to ever evolve - the antlers of Megaloceros, the Giant Irish Elk. They reached a massive 12 feet across and weighed nearly 90 pounds!
  • New Pattern: Pachyderm Print

    Those aren't leopard spots - they're the wear patterns of pachyderms, aka proboscideans, aka mammoths and elephants and gomphotheres and more!
  • Gift Certificates

    'tis the season to be... panicking because a winter storm has shut down most of North America and even if it hadn't there's no way items you purchase right now will make it in time for Christmas. But fear not, there's a solution: Gift Certificates!
  • New Product: Bandanas!

    I've been looking for a company that does a good bandana for FOREVER and it's finally here - not too stiff, not too floppy, a nice mix of classy and sturdy construction.