Collection: Treptichnus

Made by the industrious digging efforts of priapulid worms, these paisley-rendered Treptichnus patterns are sleek and stylish. But not only is this pattern pretty and very subtly nerdy, it is also (drumroll please!) ...

 

a secret dick joke.

 

Yes, that's right - because priapulid worms are known as penis worms, this fancy damask pattern is actual a highly derived, intensely cerebral dick joke. Nobody will know, but just imagine how funny you will find it when your boss compliments you on your outfit, having no idea what the pattern itself is. 

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  • Treptichnus Bomber Jacket
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  • Treptichnus Sweatshirt
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  • Treptichnus Women's Tank Top
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  • Grey Treptichnus Leggings in Plus Size
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  • Grey Treptichnus Leggings
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  • Treptichnus Unisex Shirt in Red
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  • Treptichnus Crew-Neck Shirt in Red
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  • Treptichnus Unisex Tank Top in Grey
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