Clad your crotch in comfy conodont teeth that say "I have a secret, and you don't want to know what it is." These teeth look dainty and delicate until they are put together inside the mouth of Archeognathus, a large conodont found in the United States. Spend your day in comfort in this ultra-comfortable fabric, knowing that in the depths Archeognathus is lurking, its dark eyes and 6 blade-like teeth just waiting to strike.
.: 100% Polyester, 80% conodont elements, 100% upskirt protection
.: Extra light fabric (2.2 oz/yd² (74.6 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hips Width (half), in | 11.93 | 12.60 | 13.31 | 13.98 | 14.69 | 15.35 |
| Sideseam Length, in | 2.36 | 2.36 | 2.56 | 2.76 | 2.95 | 3.15 |
| Height, in | 8.07 | 8.46 | 8.94 | 9.53 | 10.04 | 10.51 |