Clad your crotch in comfy conodont teeth that say "I have a secret, and you don't want to know what it is." These teeth look dainty and delicate until they are put together inside the mouth of Archeognathus, a large conodont found in the United States. Spend your day in comfort in this ultra-comfortable fabric, knowing that in the depths Archeognathus is lurking, its dark eyes and 6 blade-like teeth just waiting to strike.
.: 100% Polyester, 80% conodont elements, 100% upskirt protection
.: Extra light fabric (2.2 oz/yd² (74.6 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
|Hips Width (half), in||11.93||12.60||13.31||13.98||14.69||15.35|
|Sideseam Length, in||2.36||2.36||2.56||2.76||2.95||3.15|