This stylized pattern is subtle and sleek, a deceptively simple print that you could easily wear anywhere. I'm a big supporter of the Work-Appropriate Sweatshirt, and this is my flagship design - not just because it's faintly floral and very pretty, but also because, well... Treptichnus is a trace fossil made by the burrowing action of predatory priapulid worms. And if you don't know what that is, you should google it - cuz if I tell you right away, then Facebook won't let me run ads on its page because I have to be "child appropriate" and "professional." Pfft.
These beautiful purple priapulid jokes are printed on durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside. It's cozy, it's pretty, and you can laugh and laugh when people finally ask you what the pattern is of.
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |