This stylized pattern is subtle and sleek, a deceptively simple print that you could easily wear anywhere. I'm a big supporter of the Work-Appropriate Sweatshirt, and this is my flagship design - not just because it's faintly floral and very pretty, but also because, well... Treptichnus is a trace fossil made by the burrowing action of predatory priapulid worms. And if you don't know what that is, you should google it - cuz if I tell you right away, then Facebook won't let me run ads on its page because I have to be "child appropriate" and "professional." Pfft.
These beautiful purple priapulid jokes are printed on durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside. It's cozy, it's pretty, and you can laugh and laugh when people finally ask you what the pattern is of.
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane, 100% secret phallic joke
• End of the Ediacaran through today
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Products made at factories in the US, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia or Japan, whichever is closest to the destination
• Factories collaborate with Geocycle and Martex to recycle fabric waste
• Direct-To-Garment print style with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly vegan ink
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 34 ⅝ | 36 ¼ | 37 ¾ | 41 | 44 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 50 ⅜ |
| Waist (inches) | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ¼ | 42 ½ |
| Hips (inches) | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |