Treptichnus Sweatshirt
Treptichnus Sweatshirt
Treptichnus Sweatshirt
Treptichnus Sweatshirt
Treptichnus Sweatshirt
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Treptichnus Sweatshirt

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This stylized pattern is subtle and sleek, a deceptively simple print that you could easily wear anywhere. I'm a big supporter of the Work-Appropriate Sweatshirt, and this is my flagship design - not just because it's faintly floral and very pretty, but also because, well... Treptichnus is a trace fossil made by the burrowing action of predatory priapulid worms. And if you don't know what that is, you should google it - cuz if I tell you right away, then Facebook won't let me run ads on its page because I have to be "child appropriate" and "professional." Pfft.

These beautiful purple priapulid jokes are printed on durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside. It's cozy, it's pretty, and you can laugh and laugh when people finally ask you what the pattern is of.

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane, 100% secret phallic joke
• End of the Ediacaran through today
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Products made at factories in the US, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia or Japan, whichever is closest to the destination
• Factories collaborate with Geocycle and Martex to recycle fabric waste
• Direct-To-Garment print style with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly vegan ink

 

Shipping info: 2-3 weeks typical for arrival.

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 34 ⅝ 36 ¼ 37 ¾ 41 44 ⅛ 47 ¼ 50 ⅜
Waist (inches) 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 29 ⅞ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ¼ 42 ½
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾