This red and grey patterned shirt is incredibly soft and smooth to the touch, ready to stand on its own or be tucked underneath an equally awesome jacket. This shirt has a more unisex, boxy cut than the Crew-neck shirt, but has just as many crimson trace fossils. Though the pattern may look like a simple boteh pattern, it's actually the burrows made by probing priapulid worms looking for their dinner. Priapulid worms... aka penis worms.
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane, 100% secret penis worm joke
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Products made at factories in the US, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia or Japan, whichever is closest to the destination
• Factories collaborate with Geocycle and Martex to recycle fabric waste
• Direct-To-Garment print style with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly vegan ink
Size guide (runs small, for a looser fit order a size up)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 31 ⅛ | 34 ¼ | 37 ⅜ | 42 ⅛ | 46 ⅞ | 51 ⅝ |