This radial fan pattern features grooves that are found all the way back 500 million years go in the Ediacaran. Called Kimberichnus, these are the trace fossils of ancient maybe-mollusks scratching their way across the microbial mat sea floor - most likely made by Kimberella, who is also featured on this pattern. It's subtle, it's sleek, it's ancient slug ancestors - a completely nerdy work appropriate sweatshirt.
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane, 100% ancient omnomnoms
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Products made at factories in the US, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia or Japan, whichever is closest to the destination
• Factories collaborate with Geocycle and Martex to recycle fabric waste
• Direct-To-Garment print style with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly vegan ink
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 34 ⅝ | 36 ¼ | 37 ¾ | 41 | 44 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 50 ⅜ |
| Waist (inches) | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ¼ | 42 ½ |
| Hips (inches) | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |