Fellas, enough with the boring solid colors and plaid designs from the 1930s. Why not spice things up with a few razor sharp microfossils and the gaping mouth of an ancestral eel-like animals? These delightful boxer briefs will make anyone happy to take them off you, specifically because of how terrifying the front portion is! Win win for everyone, right?
.: 100% Polyester, 80% teeth, 100% nightmares
.: Extra light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (129 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist, in | 25.98 | 27.56 | 29.13 | 30.71 | 32.28 | 33.86 | 35.43 |
| Length, in | 12.20 | 12.60 | 12.99 | 13.39 | 13.78 | 14.17 | 14.57 |