Fellas, enough with the boring solid colors and plaid designs from the 1930s. Why not spice things up with a few razor sharp microfossils and the gaping mouth of an ancestral eel-like animals? These delightful boxer briefs will make anyone happy to take them off you, specifically because of how terrifying the front portion is! Win win for everyone, right?
.: 100% Polyester, 80% teeth, 100% nightmares
.: Extra light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (129 g/m²))
.: Regular fit