Priapulid Paisley Joggers
Priapulid Paisley Joggers
Priapulid Paisley Joggers
Priapulid Paisley Joggers
Priapulid Paisley Joggers
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Priapulid Paisley Joggers

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Priapulid worms caused an entire ecosystem to collapse 540 million years ago - just imagine the devastation and confusion when you wear these priapulid paisley pants out in public. "What is that?" people will ask, "what the hell does BIOTURBATED mean?"

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane, 30% Ottoia, 30% Anningvermis, 30% Corynetis
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face, brushed fleece fabric inside, genuinely the coziest pants of all time
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
• Products made at factories in the US, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia or Japan, whichever is closest to the destination
• Factories collaborate with Geocycle and Martex to recycle fabric waste
• Direct-To-Garment print style with OEKO-TEX certified eco-friendly vegan ink

• Oh yeah and it's got POCKETS - and they fit a whole samsung note phone/the beer can of your choice, they are roooooomy

 

Shipping info: 2-3 weeks typical for arrival.

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41
Hips (inches) 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞ 48 51 ⅛

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