The world's nerdiest Your Mom joke, the Dromomeryx (pronounced Dro - MOM - mare-x) t-shirt is comfy, flattering, and completely bewildering outside of its exact target demographic.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), 100% dumb joke about a mammal whose ossicones already look too phallic to be believed
• Pre-shrunk fabric that is light with just enough stretch
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |