The season's trendiest garment - the paleontology crop top. This top is tight-fitting but still incredibly comfortable, and it hits just above the navel. The joke is slow to start and hits exactly where most dad jokes hit.
• 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 100% too-specific joke
Size guide
| XS/SM | M/L | |
| Length (inches) | 16 ½ | 17 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 15 ⅝ | 17 ⅛ |